Where do I even begin? Let’s start with the lyrics, they’re atrocious from start to finish. Here’s a few highlights that made me question reality:
Tesla, Gnarly…
Oh my god, this song is so lit
Now you be like Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang
I’m the shit, I’m the shit
Making beats for a boring, dumb bitch
Je-je-jealous of my mansion?
I can’t believe they paid someone to write this.
As for the production, I guess they went for some type of hyperpop vibe but all we got was some relentless, static-heavy noise that loops all throughout the song. It’s so tiring and annoying to listen to. For once, I was glad that the song was so short (barely over 2 minutes). This track offers zero musical depth, bad beat, terrible hook. Great job, Slow Rabbit.
And the MV? It’s just a jumble of random, wtf scenes: Lara throwing Yoonchae off a mansion balcony, all of them twerking while holding sandwiches, a close-up of flies mating. There’s zero continuity whatsoever, and the entire choreography is just a compilation of dumb tiktok dance moves that I’ve seen in the past 5 years. The only bright side from all this was that HYBE clearly put more budget into this one compared to Touch‘s MV, but I think it’s safe to say money has been completely wasted.
We’ve seen some really bizarre and bad songs in the long history of Kpop. This might claim the crown for the worst track ever for me. Maybe it’s recency bias, but I haven’t been this flabbergasted, in the worst way possible, by a song in ages. If HYBE’s goal was to etch this into my mind forever, they’ve succeeded. I certainly won’t forget this one.
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